I love trouble. Not the bad kind just the kind that drives my mom crazy. I like to take my puppy with me. I find a way out of the yard, I can open gates, I find spots to dig out. Eventually my mom finds my spots and my crazy adventures get diverted but this week I went on the adventure of my life. We went to the beach and it was awesome. I ran my kids and puppy until they passed out. I went into the backyard and found a way under the fence. While mom was in the shower it was time for me to run into the tree’s behind me. I hear “Born to be wild” in my head as I run. Miss Piggy was trying to keep up but have you seen an English Bulldog run before? I think turtles move faster! Well, I was being so crazy before I knew it I ran straight into an animal I’d never seen before. Of course I love everyone so I said hi. Before I knew it he hurt me really bad. I ran back to Mom with Piggy behind me.
When my mom saw me she started crying. I didn’t really understand. She threw me back into the car and off to the vet we went. We have Trupanion but thankfully I didn’t need stitches or anything. I can tell you something I’ve learned. I’m never running out of the yard again. Whatever that animal was I will leave it alone! It barely missed my eye and my mom cried for hours. Moms! My eye is fine now and I’m as handsome as ever!