Bed Hog

The scene: Monday. 3:38 a.m.


Fiona stands on the side of the bed, tail wagging wildly.

“Goodnight Fiona.” I call.


Fiona is now right next to the bed. She rests her head on the mattress. I know she’s giving me The Look.

“Do you have to go to the bathroom?”

She promptly sits.

“Ok then. Go to bed.”

I should have known...even at 12 weeks old, Fiona was a bed hog.

This time she waps me on my head with her paw.

“Fine, Fiona. I’m up.”

I stumble out of bed and walk toward the door…except there’s no Fiona by my side.

When I look back, I see that she’s rearranged the sheets. She’s stretched long on the bed with her head smushed into my pillow. She lets out a big content sigh.

Definitely a diva.

Any other bed hogs out there?

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One Response to Bed Hog

  1. Akvile says:

    Fiona is so cute! My little one is a huge bed hog as well! lol…Funny how a small dog can commandeer an entire bed.

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