Another adorable e-mail forward that I had to share…
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn’t care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually ..
..then adopt a dog.
BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness,
Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say….
marry a man, didn’t you?
Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
Send this to all the men just to annoy them!
……have a GREAT Day!!!